Saturday, November 18, 2006

Ask the Experts

Q: In the case of Sagat's Tiger Blow, how does one uppercut hit seven times?

A: It's a motherfuckin' mystery.


Q: What is with all the translation errors in Konami's X-Men arcade game?

A: There are no translation errors. Magneto really is the Master of Magnet.


Q: In Tekken, what is the difference between the Wind God Fist and the Electric Wind God Fist?

A: It's electric; boogie woogie woogie woogie.

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